I think I finally figured out the proper conditions for a woman to find me funny, handsome and intelligent.
3 drinks of your favorite beverage.
beer
mixed drink
wine
whatever
the wife doesn't drink that much anymore.
that might explain a lot.
the women I meet are usually sober, at work anyway.
I don't socialize like I used to, but if I do, that will be part of my social scene standards.
It is all pretend anyway
and if it takes a state of altered consciousness, so be it.
and I am thinking, it might be mandatory to visit my blog!
unfortunately
time for a work day coffee sans alcohol!
ray
4 comments:
So are you saying that there WON'T be any drinks served??
Pearl
p.s. Thank you so much, R., for your kind words the other day. It meant the world to me.
Pearl
If you are stopping by I can always call in sick. Plenty of cold ones in the fridge.
p.s.
when one is not close by the choices to help are limited. Next time you come down to Florida, come over to Palm Beach County and I will treat you to dinner, on me. I promise to make you smile!
and I meant everything I said.
ray
Why do you think I always say, "My favorite beer is my third?"
Linda
In that case I get taller too!
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