Flip Flops The Scourge Of The Shoe World

Aside from protecting the feet 

from the hot sands of the beach, they are useless

noisy

clip clop

flop flop

so clumsy

ever try to run somewhere

 wearing them?

slippery when wet

tiring

it takes an effort

to hold them on the foot

creates a big space

between the toes

large enough to hold a cigar 

or cigarette

let the mind wander for a moment with that thought...

and lastly

they don't make the legs look good

I know this first hand

I looked in the mirror

nope, nothing

morning coffee time

ray